That’s how little interesting content there is here) Lynch. You spend almost all of the campaign playing as medicated psychopath (indeed, this fact is featured on the game’s back cover. Except, perhaps, Kane, Lynch and Glazer they try to track down and kill Shangsi, no matter how many thousands of times they have to stick to a wall and fire at generic enemies with a sub-machine gun to do so. Nobody in any circumstances would make the decisions made by Kane and Lynch, and with good reason, because nobody in any circumstance wants the whole of China trying to kill them. The story is best off being disregarded, because it makes no sense whatsoever. Needless to say, everything goes haywire when Lynch “accidentally” shoots the daughter of the most powerful man in Shanghai, Shangsi, at which point Kane, Lynch and Glazer decide against getting the hell out of China as fast as possible, deciding instead to remain in the city which is the home of a man who hates all three of them and seems to be in possession of the entire police force, army and secret service of China, and does not hesitate to send every single one of these law enforcement officers to fight an old man, a psychopath, and… Kane. This job will yield an enormous payout, which will fund both of their retirements (or they could get real jobs, but judging by their attitude to life, this could prove difficult) and will also provide some money for Kane’s daughter Jenny, who hates her father (in case you haven’t noticed, everybody hates everybody in this game). Lynch, through an old British gentleman named “Glazer”, has managed to find a job which involves smuggling weapons into Africa.
Since escaping death row in the original game, they appear to be best friends, despite the fact that they clearly despise each other with every fibre of their respective beings.įor no adequately explored reason, Kane and Lynch find themselves in Shanghai, which is apparently filled to the brim with hordes of corrupt police, gangsters and what appears to be the entire Chinese armed forces. By Arthur Kabrick, posted on 16 September 2010 / 4,876 ViewsĪdam “Kane” Marcus and James Lynch are, for some reason, back, with an adventure perhaps even more ridiculous and nonsensical than their last.